malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schwubbies

another word for your insane friends who live their life in shambles. It also can be another word for quarters.

"Hey we have to put more money in the parking meter."
"Already??"
"Yeah, go dive in that fountain and fish out some more schwubbies."

"After they trashed the house with pizza and bottles of rum runners, my schwubbies ripped apart a rug and threw it over a power line at 4 in the morning."

by ccd March 29, 2008

Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

by skipbee April 22, 2010

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

Schwibby

1. Has long hair
2. Plays Hockey
3. Aggro

The Schwibby guy, the hockey guy, the benchwarmer!

by Not My Dad Mehrdad June 2, 2018

Schwabviously

A well known word meaning obviously, Of course, and duh!

Rachel: So are we eating dinner at bennihana's tonight?

Lizzie: Schwabviously what did you think?

by yes12344 October 3, 2011

schluballybub

Word devised by Janet on Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, meaning the feeling you get when you see someone you love, fancy etc.

^ mentioned all above, nothing more too it

by Summer January 1, 2005