A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
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I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.
Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.
The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!
Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.
The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!
by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010
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We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.
So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.
So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!
This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.
by Team SCHWINKY May 19, 2008
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