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Schwifty

Part of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Cromulons (from the Cygnus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your pants or panties and shitting on the floor.
by Sir Dr. Shitface April 9, 2018
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Schnittybeer

A typical Thursday night out with the boys. The night consists of a $10 chicken schnitzel and a $10 beer tasting paddle. The schnitzel is usually served with hot chips, salad, and gravy/pepper sauce. It is expected that you save the schnitzel for last. Occasionally the beer paddle is cheaper than $10 but you need the friendship with Mitch badge to receive this.
Hey lads, wanna go for schnittybeer tonight?

Keen for schnittybeer?
by Kyle_trumpet August 10, 2017
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Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
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Schwifty

Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.

Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.
You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.

You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
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Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.
by boo yeah March 31, 2005
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schwifty

The combination of swift, shit, and quick. Taking a quick, swift shit.
You gotta get schwifty! Ohhh yeaahhhh! Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! Gotta shit on the floor!
by IMNOTWRONGURALLWRONG November 24, 2016
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schwetty

that boys nifkin was too damn schwety after gym class
by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003
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