Schwed

The state of being really fucked up, specifically on alcohol.

Person 1- *Incoherent mumbling*

Person 2- That's totally schwed, dude.

by Counter-Dike: Penile Offensive July 7, 2015

Schwerdtfeger

-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.

"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."

by Alfred Lloyd October 8, 2008

schwebdo

A very cool jew

That's a schwebdo... He's/she's a schwebdo

by Duckeveryonewhosaystheyrethewa April 20, 2023

Schwell

A name for a very socially awkward creature, particularly when movement is involved. A schwell will often step on the heels of your shoes, trip you, cut in front of you, bump into you, or move much slower than the rest. The use is not limited to movement and may be used to describe other behaviors such as throwing candy or sleeping at inappropriate times. It can also be used as a verb.

Dammit Schwell quit cutting me off.

or

Man, he really shwelled me out back there.

by Theguythataddedschwell March 8, 2014

Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022

schwend

verb: To have 3 people riding in a car, all sitting in the front seat, so no one is left out in the back. Most common among teenage girls.

from song "schwending"

why can't we just ride three astride?

by sal-teen July 21, 2006