Sweenus

Similar to Swanus, whose primary characteristic is a sweaty butthole, Sweenus is characterized by a moist testicular region brought on by profuse sweating and often accompanied by a foul, yeast-like odor.

Man, I've been working so hard that not only do I have a Swanus but I've also got a bad case of Sweenus.

by Faceheim June 28, 2010

schweenbag

Rubber, condom, prophylactic

My sister's boyfriend left 3 blooted-in schweenbags underneath the rug.

by Rotten Attorney May 24, 2006

Schweeds

Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011

Schween

the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

John's nipples make my schween hard.

by Special Kay May 13, 2003

Schwenksville

lil town in Bucks county Pennsylvania. home of the mainstreet market, Otts greenhouse, the Perkiomen trail, and the maple hood.

I grew up in the maple hood section of schwenksville

by The_Epsilon March 5, 2009

Schween

someone who handles a small package

His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.

by Miller Time May 7, 2003

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis

last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005