schwartzeneger

A sexual act that involves 3 people, 1 being a male and 2 being female. The male is somewhat romantically involved iwth one of the two females. The actual move involves the 2 females enjoying themselves in private and videotaping the act, and leaving the male completely out of the exercise. The male pleasures himself via watching the videotape at some later time frame without the females involved.

If those two chicks kiss, I would schwartzeneger in my pants right now.

by Teebu Philip December 12, 2008

Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

schwartzenector

Steroids. A combination of "(Arnold) Schwartzenegger" and "nector"

That top-heavy meathead must be hooked on the schwartzenector.

by rjorekit October 18, 2011

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009

schwasted

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam adams my flippin name March 12, 2008