the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

schuster

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.

Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!

by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.

"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"

by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

SCHULTEED

WHEN SOMEONE EATS WHATEVER IS AROUND INSTEAD OF GETTING LUNCH

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY GUMMI BEARS?

YOU MUST HAVE GOT SCHULTEED.

by THE DIRTY FUCKING DITCHES March 10, 2012

schutta

the George lucas version of shithead/asshole. origins may be somewhere along the outer rim planets.

"I'm looking for the lousy schutta who stole my hydrospanner"

by Dark_oracle August 22, 2006

the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

by haagenz March 26, 2011

schultzing

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

by bmut November 25, 2007