scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 23, 2014

Scuba Steve

The fucking coolest guy ever

Scuba Steve damn you!

by Jimmmy-Jimmy July 25, 2004

Scuba-nobbin

The act of receiving oral sex under water or while snorkeling.

Man that chick gives great scuba-nobbin!!

by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

Scrubaholic

A person who sits on there ass all day watching the television show Scrubs.

Hey can Bart play, oh wait i forgot he's a Scrubaholic, and can't come outside, cause he's watching scrubs and doing nothing else

by Bobby J Linares December 20, 2010

scubasexual

One who is aroused by self or others in scuba equipment or imagery of scuba divers. Includes masks, fins, tanks, regulators, wet suits, swimsuits, snorkels. Often people who engage in sex underwater call it the "fathom club" - opposite of the mile high club

One who gets sexual gratification of others in diving equipment is a scubasexual.

by HA BG September 16, 2010

The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003

[Scuba Steve]

The doll from The Movie Big Daddy staring Adam Sandler. Scuba Steve is cool and never wrong. He makes little kids laugh.

Scuba Steve DAMN YOUUU!!!

by The SCUBA STEVE January 9, 2009