shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

Schrümmertonde

Schrümmertonde wird in Skandanivien hergestellt und erfreut sich hierorts inzwischen immer größerer Beliebtheit.

"Ey Schau mal, Schrümmertonde ist im Angebot!"
"Alter ich boykottier Skandanivien."

by Fodeljodel February 28, 2018

Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.

Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.

by Lkblr March 11, 2020

schumpeterian mojo

A society's confidence in their free-markets, a confidence founded in the situation where they have successfully eschewed a captured economy (thanks to their free-markets) ; and thence, have heaps of dynamism in their economy where existing products often become obsolete due to the introduction of new products.

Humanity got to the point of transhumanism by the year 2000 thanks to the free-market policies set in place by Mr.Free Market in the year 1980 . Humanities past twas not chockful of schumpeterian mojo up until Mr.Free Market's presidency. The president who switched the USA to a parliamentary system.

by MoribundMurdoch December 12, 2020

Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

Master Scrumper

A person who has had sex (scrumped) many many women. Usually very attractive men with no cares in the world other than sexing beautiful ladies.

"Did you see that dude with all those chicks?!"

"Yeah man, thats the Master Scrumper"

by heyyaa November 24, 2009