schralpnal

1. When schralping, Schralpnal is the dirt, snow, etc. that get thrown behind you and on to the person following you.

2. When you wreck yourself schralping and have to get hardware to put yourself back together.

1. "Dude ate so much schralpnal as I passed him in the first turn."

2. "Man i totally cased that jump and shattered my leg. I got some serious schraplnal. 13 screws and 2 Plates"

by snowratt May 1, 2009

Hank Schrader

Loves Gomey. Doesn't really love Marie. Loves minerals, not rocks. ASAC Schrader. D.E.A. Agent. Thinks he's smart.

Hank Schrader: "Gomey, you good?"
Gomey: *Gets shot by Jack*
Hank: "That sucks"
Also Hank: *Gets shot by Jack*
Gomey in afterlife: "L"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Schnable

Schnable,Schnabel- pron. (Shh-N'a'-Bull)- Of German Jewish origin. Has two meanings in Yiddish A) teller of tall tales and B) Heyy. In English it is describing a man with a horseshoe haircut, suffer from unusual panic attacks, a strongly stubborn individual, eats cereal in a bag with milk poured in it, smells funny or odd, works for free but complains to others that he's broke, claims to have killed a bear with his bare hands on a NJ highway (route 23 to be exact), Froze to death and was revived, stabbed in the heart and was supposd to die but didn't, frequently telling tall tales,often blurts out "HEYY" at any given moment, is thought to suffer from a manic mental disorder, is also rumored to have super powers. It is believed that his powers are : being able to panic on site, jump 3 1/2 feet high straight up in the air with arms totally motionless, shit on command, has a set number of lives (ex. 9 lives). It is also speculated that when he uses his powers he loses his hair.

Short phrases: Schneebs, Schneeblee, HEYY, Neebs, Neeble, Schnana.

Ex. 1
"Customer: Sir, i need help with a printer.
Associate: What did you need to know?
Customer: Does this printer come with a fax machine?
Associate: HEYY!!!
Customer: Excuse me?
Associate 2: Dude you just pulled a Schneebs!

Ex. 2

HEYY, guys I'm Nick Schnabel!

Ex. 3

Man who u fink you are, Schnable?

Ex. 4
Ready when Schnable!

by Pete Oosin August 7, 2009

Schray

1) To sensually massage, 2) To smack one's ass, 3) A filler word that can be nearly effortlessly placed into any song to make it more exciting, 4) An exciting and slightly sexual phrase for use anytime a room gets too quiet.

You just got Schrayed! It's quiet...too quiet...SCHRAY!!!!

by Andy Turnwall April 13, 2008

Schramrod

The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.

1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"

2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."

3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.

by TMW-DT December 14, 2010

Scarab Beetle

My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).

72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Schrank

A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.

"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."

by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005