schloogie

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018

Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.

"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

schloozer

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

schoogenshlah

(shcoo-gen-sh-la)

a very large and confusing person with more than the regular amount of any appendage

i met a strangeguy today...such a schoogenshlah

by deerpark November 24, 2006