Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

Snorkeling

The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.

The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.

by Taff Davies March 3, 2010

Snorkeling

The act of tucking your penis up into your waistband to avoid the detection of your erection.

Molly looks so hot tonight, I'm having to go snorkeling so she doesn't think I'm weird.

by RandyCollinsworth May 13, 2016

Snorkeling

The act of snorting a line of cocaine.

"Bring the straw, were gunna go snorkeling."

by Snorkel Master Kobra December 4, 2020

snorkeling

the act of getting your dick sucked in a hot tub.

Oh shit, Krista is under the water sucking Girvans dick in the hot tub. Damb that bitch is snorkeling hard core!

by Jeff, steph, nikki, jill February 10, 2009

snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004