Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.

"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"

by Richard Romo June 10, 2009

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

by anonymous May 29, 2021

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008

Holy Schnikes

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)

Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!

by Oselius July 16, 2009

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009