by Fantaghiro January 9, 2019
Get the schnauz mug.A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
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The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Schnauzer mug.1) schNARsty- the look a creepy person gives you when they look and then a creepy smile occurs. Similar to the look the Italian guy on the train from "eurotrip" gives Scotty and Co. right before they reach a tunnel and..."touching" occurs.
2) SchNARsty- A shifting awkward glance given after saying something "creepy". Usually accompanying a "gah" noise or "hehe" (awkward chuckle)
2) SchNARsty- A shifting awkward glance given after saying something "creepy". Usually accompanying a "gah" noise or "hehe" (awkward chuckle)
Flo gave me a schnarsty look after telling me she stalked my facebook.
Ilana's face went all schnarsty when she saw lucy dance.
Ilana's face went all schnarsty when she saw lucy dance.
by Lil' Jon AKA C-cat February 11, 2009
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by Schnaub November 12, 2022
Get the schnaub mug.You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.
by civic-art January 4, 2012
Get the Schnauzzy mug.The percentage of swag and or pure awesomeness one man can hold to a certain degree.
167.7376% maximum percentile
167.7376% maximum percentile
Ryan McCasky and Sean Benallo have only 40.7376 percentile of schausche in them making them less schauschy than John McDougal.
by Goose Jr. May 29, 2011
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