Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009

schwasted

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam adams my flippin name March 12, 2008

schnaked

the act of streaking while being completely wasted drunk in European streets

OMG! We haven't even made it to Berlin yet and Chris is already schnaked! Look at his junk just flapping around everywhere!

by Decoy Troy March 14, 2009

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011

schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.

"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"

by Atrain April 28, 2004

schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk

That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana

by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008