schmuck

An arrogent bastard or just a stupid individual.

Schmuck derived means stupid fuck.

Your about as dumb as a doorknob. Quit being a schmuck and man up.

by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010

Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 23, 2018

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg July 11, 2008

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey March 04, 2005

Schmuck

a low life punk

you dirty little schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean August 14, 2008

Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.

With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.

by SierraLeone July 11, 2017

Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.

My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.

by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012