Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

schapwned

Derivative of 'owned'.

See schapwnd

I lost 4.2kgs in 20 years! :D
I got 20 years for 4.2kgs! :(
Schapwned!

by hobbitaurus June 6, 2005

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012

SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019

scowned

to be scowned is to be school and owned at the same time.

alex: hah u suck! u lost 4-1!
mike: so?... it was a hard game, what are u gonna say now?
alex: heh, u just got scowned, bitch!

by alex stricker February 14, 2005

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019