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Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.
Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!
by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014
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schmete

I got a lil schmete
by Lilschmete May 4, 2018
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schmete

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel
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Schooter

Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids
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schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.
Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!
by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021
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Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.
for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“
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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted
Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over
by FartFart420 February 12, 2022
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