schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

by Svensticles February 26, 2009

schmutzklitzen

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips

(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!

by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.

Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.

by יודל ישן March 27, 2021

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

Schmatz

German or Austrian word for hearty kiss.

see you later, schmatz.

by Adam Bernhardt February 19, 2008