by robocop turd January 24, 2009
Get the caca schmangler mug.Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.
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by Mighty Large April 26, 2007
Get the schwingle mug.Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.
From the movie "Schindler's List".
From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.
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John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.
or
John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
by GWMcL September 9, 2007
Get the schindler mug.A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.
Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.
Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
Get the Schmeagle mug.The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
Get the Schlinger mug.Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?
Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
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