schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmecker

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

Schmeme

means everything,so fuck off!

Me:That math test was very schmeme
You:what?
Me:schmeme,you know?
you:what?
Me:oh fuck off!


"that mexican chick that came across the border is very schmeme"
"what?"
"i'd like to schememe the schmeme out of that schememe"
"what?"
"fuck off"

by methman12 October 19, 2008