schmeckler

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmidles

Pron. 'Shmi'dels'

One half of Schmidty.

Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.

"Those Schmidles are just too hard to get in with!" says Vernon.

"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.

by Prof. Heinz Klaren March 19, 2008

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

Schmefley

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

schmekela

A newborn baby penis defined by Yiddish slang

He thought hew had been born well endowed , but he merely has a schmekela.

by webster maven February 4, 2017

Schmecle

penis, cock, dick, the salami

After you sleep with a prostitute pour some lime juice on your schmecle.

by gqny69 January 24, 2021