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Schmexy

"Schmexy" is a word associated with "sexy" and "smexy", but the added "ch" makes it a level 100 word. Other perks to the term "schmexy" is that the word circumvents many online chat filters, yet people still recognize its basic meaning. The term is used widely in the Southern U.S. states, but can be heard in Northern states. Also, if the word's energy is harnessed correctly, one can shoot a laser beam up to 2 miles that will obliterate anything on contact.
I am schmexy, you are schmexy, we're all schmexy!
by Lord MI May 30, 2014
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Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015
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schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.
there's a schmeglie in my drink.
by grunge_child June 24, 2005
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schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.
When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
by padge December 2, 2005
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Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010
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Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
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Schmeg Pepper

A penis.
Specifically an uncircumcised penis.
" I really liked his big, juicy schmeg pepper!"
Tony pulled down his pants to reveal a huge, throbbing schmeg pepper!"
by Polly Doolally March 23, 2009
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