schmegma

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

schmegma

the creamy and chunky discharge and slob mixture

sean had schmegma on his weewee causing patty ( his mom ) to gag.

by sven and billy boy April 28, 2003

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Schmegma

Smelly cheese like substance found under the foreskin of a penis.

Andrew Smart is a schmegma thief.

by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017

Schmegma

Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.

When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.

by Bionodroid December 22, 2018