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Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
Get the schmegman american mug.A young male homo sapien that is capable of drinking incredible amounts of alcohol at any time, in any setting. Often confused for an alcoholic, a Schweggman is simply maintaining its proper blood alcohol level (somewhere between .12 and .16). Without this level maintained, a Schweggman can become irritable and utter racist and/or sexist comments at any time - users beware.
A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.
If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.
If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
"Dude, I had 5 double Jailor Serry shots and then 4 pitchers of beer last night. Lets get started again!"
"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."
"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."
"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"
"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."
"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."
"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"
"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
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The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."
"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."
"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper
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She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
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