Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.

I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.

by Arpn March 27, 2020

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

by Jillnye February 21, 2018

Schartenfreude

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021