Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Schlumpt

To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.

Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.

by Heat Mieser May 6, 2018

schlurky

Jugendwort des Jahres 2019. Von der Generation Schlurk benutzter Slangausdruck. Als „schlurky“ werden Dinge, Personen oder Tiere bezeichnet, denen man eine gewisse „Schlurkyness“ zuschreibt. In der Emanzipations-Phase der Schlurky-Jugend-Kultur wurde vereinzelt auch das Wort „Schlurkylicious“ oder „Schlurkaaaay“ benutzt.

„Das ist mal sowas von schlurky.“

„Hat hier jemand schlurky gesagt?“

„Guck mal, die Frau dahinten hat ein T-Shirt an, auf dem ‚schlurky‘ steht“

by vollschlurky February 20, 2019

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill

person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af

by suh bih June 5, 2016

schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

SCHLORP

Ranboo is the founder of this word:when you consume a lolsquid(liquid solid)

I just schlorped some soup

by anonymous February 23, 2021