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schwapping it

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!
by beast who schwaps July 4, 2009
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Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015
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Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter
schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!
by redheadednurse January 28, 2010
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Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping
BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night
by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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