When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008
Get the schlumpemug. Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
by fifi wifi May 6, 2022
Get the Papa Schlumpmug. Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.
by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020
Get the Schlumpmug. Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
Get the schlumpingmug. When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.
by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019
Get the Schlumpedmug. by T-Boy. February 28, 2021
Get the Schlumpmug.