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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
by Rampage W. September 26, 2009
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Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018
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schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003
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schlumpadinka

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008
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schwumpy

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails
"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."
by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009
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Shlump

To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.
Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.
by realglizzygobler November 7, 2020
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Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.
Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.
by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016
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