schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

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schlormp

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp

"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2

by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

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schlerm

A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

by dasiavou January 8, 2009

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Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

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