SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schlongodingdong

A massive fat part of the mans genatalia typically to the african black race Usaually over 9 inches long and 2 inches wide
and overall if you find a man with a massive schlongadingdong dont let him go.

Finley has a massive schlongodingdong
Eoghan has a massive schlongodingdong
Louis has a massive schlongodingdong

by Fat poo March 11, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Shlongdingaling

Cock

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!

by Mightyminer May 14, 2024

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025