Schlong

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis

Jesus, look at his schlong!

by And. July 19, 2018

Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.

I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

Schlong Dog

A person who has a fairly large penis.

Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!

Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.

by Ulanbaataar123 October 6, 2009

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

schlong pot

A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.

Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?

by Rod McLaren January 18, 2017

Schlong man

The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

by Th3Frog May 18, 2020