schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

by KialNez April 13, 2010

Schlampz

An endearing term derived from the German word Schlampe- bitch/slut and the German word Schotzi meaning loved one.

I love you schlampz.
My schlampz.

by Jesucka December 3, 2011

schlock-back-a

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

schlemboya

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

by mullizu February 22, 2022

schlock

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

by banned in france October 25, 2004

Schlem

A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!

"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"

"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"

by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007