Schlock

A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.

Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".

by Forderz June 3, 2008

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Schlock

Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.

The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.

by drawfork December 22, 2008

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schlock

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

by schlockenberry December 24, 2008

Schlock

A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.

Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003