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Schlobermoske

literal translation, shut up, quit pulling the mouse from me.

when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.
Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!
by Tylerjay April 13, 2009
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ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
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Schlobberknockered

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.
Let's get shlobberknockered up
by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011
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shlobbernog

Extreme drunkeness.
Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.
by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016
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Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot
Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart
by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020
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slobbed her down

He really slobbed her down.
by 6Feet5 March 24, 2016
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