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schmuffeled 

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph
Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.
schmuffeled by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

shluffin 

damn boy you been shluffin
shluffin by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010

von shliffen 

the sexual act of jizzing in one's ear.
von shliffen by cornhole12345 February 14, 2010
Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.
I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

schlaffenwhore 

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry
When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.
schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.
Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.
Schmuffin Top by Poland Spring April 27, 2008