schluffer 

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

schluffer by Mike Early May 12, 2006

schmuffeled 

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

schmuffeled by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

shluffin 

slacking, not doin your best

damn boy you been shluffin

shluffin by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010

von shliffen 

the sexual act of jizzing in one's ear.

cornelius von shliffened michaelangelo.

von shliffen by cornhole12345 February 14, 2010

Schluff 

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

Schluff by Colonel Krumpetfunkel April 18, 2006

schlaffenwhore 

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

Schmuffin Top by Poland Spring April 27, 2008