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don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
by bdson1993 October 30, 2009
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Schueler Bob

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"
by EJL April 21, 2004
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Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
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schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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schedule nazi

A person who maniacally controls the schedule of a group gathering or event to the point where everyone else wants to kill them.

This person is particularly rampant during family events and the hectic holiday season.
"Guys, we need to be back by 4pm or the baby is going to miss his nap. Do you have your shoes on yet? Were leaving in 3 minutes. I'm going to wait in the car" * door slam *

- "Looks like Schedule Nazi is back."
- "With a vengeance."
by Trickypat December 16, 2008
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crew scheduler

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 8, 2010
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Schmule

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"
by Drum44 June 4, 2013
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