Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Scenic Sunday

When your completely naked wife bursts through the door of your bathroom into the bedroom after her early morning Sunday shower.

Damn Baby! You sure know how to make this a Scenic Sunday!

by Pumpernipple bread October 23, 2022

Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie April 18, 2018

Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

lucid scenic dreams

ACID, or the act of taking acid, LSD.

Hey man, I'm looking for some lucid scenic dreams, you got some?

Oh damn, I was tripping so hard last night, lucid scenic dreaming man!

by forest_white August 17, 2011

scenical

Some Australian YouTuber who plays a block game called Minecraft.

some little kid: oMG scENICAL IS THat YOUU cAN u FRIEND Me OMGGG
scenical: *silence*
kaoif: dont PING scenical!!!!

by SmallPlayz March 1, 2022

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025