scattered

How you feel after a night or week of drug taking.

"I waz scattered as after dumping all those bikkies at 'transmission'."
"I waz so scattered coming down from that Ice binge last week."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Scaterrific

An alternate term for terrific used by someone who gets off by being shit on or shitting on someone else.

Wow that cleavland steamer you gave me last night was Scaterrific!

by Mute8s February 21, 2004

Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

scanemail

–verb (used with object) to send a scanned image to an email address via a network-connected email-enabled scanner or fax machine. Many scanners can send documents via email in Adobe Inc. pdf format. A fax machine can be used to scanemail to a service (e.g., eFax) that fowards fax images to an email address.

"I need a softcopy of that document she faxed to you."
"I only have this printout but I can scanemail it to you."

by Leo Dante August 25, 2008

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

by Wazio February 12, 2014

a on the scantron

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.

If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.

by JPMIV May 12, 2008

Scanger

A rough city/town knack living in Ireland, wears fake burberry hats at 45 degree angle to head,that doesnt block anything even the video camera guys.Tracksuit pants white runners celtic jerseys,try to start arguments anywhere steal peoples phones/purses milk toilet roll hair brush you name it they want it

What a pack of scangers!
thats a frickin scangercity

by Marie May 13, 2005