Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.
How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.
by heltersxelter February 3, 2014
Get the scannerds mug.The act of spraying an enemy with your diarrheatic chucky excrement. The consistency must be semi-liquid with hard food particles, preferably corn.
I was approached by a mugger last night, so I dropped trow and sprayed him with scatnel
The cockrach behind my toilet had no escape from the furious scatnel after a night of taco bell
The cockrach behind my toilet had no escape from the furious scatnel after a night of taco bell
by Snurdler April 19, 2017
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Get the ScanerSlo mug.A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.
We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.
by Judas Cross June 8, 2020
Get the Protein Scanner mug.a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.
by myspaced August 3, 2008
Get the a scanner darkly mug.To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.
Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!
Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.
Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.
The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.
Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?
((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.
The Hunter- Again?
Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.
Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.
The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.
Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?
((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.
The Hunter- Again?
by Devon February 27, 2005
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