smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.

I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.

by Jack January 26, 2004

Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Smackledwarfed

Meaning "Cheated" or "Fooled". First used by Spongebob, in the episode where him and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector.

That guy totally just conned us out of 50 bucks! We've been smackledwarfed!

by yukie October 6, 2009

Shackle Candy

(Noun) A derogatory term for an attractive black female with dark skin similar to an African who would have been brought over as a slave.

Man 1: Damn that black girl is fine!

Man 2: I'm not really into dark-skinned girls...

Man 1: What? You don't like Shackle Candy?

by whoDunnit October 2, 2012

clam-shackle

The female equivalent of a cock block. Preventing a female from a potential or desired hook-up.

All Jackie wanted to do was get some action that night, but Erik, being the jealous and controlling type, totally clam-shackled her.

by A & M April 5, 2008

spackle pops

Defecating in a state of diarrhea creating spherical, random-sized pieces of excrement.

1. Keith had an embarrising case of the spackle pops.
2. "You'd better cook that chicken a little longer or you'll be having spackle pops after supper."
3. "Matt!", his mother exclaimed. "We don't eat the spackle pops!"
4. After waiting ten minutes for the bathroom to become available, Brandon thought to himself. "Man. Must be a bad case of the spackle pops."

by Brando November 17, 2004

Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.

"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."

by asswip'e October 19, 2007