happy mayonaise 

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

happy mayonaise by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Mayonaise Legs 

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

Mayonaise Legs by Booger July 15, 2004

mayonaise tits 

tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.

Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.

mayonaise tits by korianaa c January 31, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

A massive load of jizz.

What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning.

Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.

mayonaise dumptruck by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009

Mayonaise Submarine 

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

Mayonaise Submarine by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

thigh mayonaise by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

vagina mayonaise 

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

vagina mayonaise by Two can chew November 28, 2015