When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
by A filthy Hobbit August 04, 2022
The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
by arroro monro April 11, 2019
The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024
The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022