This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
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In Teens:
1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking
3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato
4. Claiming to not stalk
In Adults:
1. All of the above
2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is
If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.
In Teens:
1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking
3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato
4. Claiming to not stalk
In Adults:
1. All of the above
2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is
If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.
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Has some beautiful architecture in the old city center. People there considered to be rather cultured in part due to the fact that there are many museums, theaters, opera houses, libraries, universities located in the city. But also known for its street culture. (check out the band Leningrad, which got its name from the city - during the Soviet times it carried the name of Lenin - was called Leningrad ('the city of Lenin').
Has some beautiful architecture in the old city center. People there considered to be rather cultured in part due to the fact that there are many museums, theaters, opera houses, libraries, universities located in the city. But also known for its street culture. (check out the band Leningrad, which got its name from the city - during the Soviet times it carried the name of Lenin - was called Leningrad ('the city of Lenin').
Let's visit Saint-Petersburg in the summer so we can walk at night and not get mugged as it's light!
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