hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

han.sanatizer

Shes and amazing mutual and is a big fan of boba!

"Hey did you hear about where han.sanatizer went"
"Let me guess, to get boba?"
"How'd you know?"
"She loves boba!"

by vaioz <3 July 2, 2021

satanizer

A person who idolizes Satan.

"Hey, wanna come and do satanic rituals with us?"
"Hell no, I'm no satanizer."
"Well, you'll be missing out when we all get butt fucked by Satan in Hell!"

by Kimchisse April 27, 2014

snarzer

Somebody that goes around sniffing girls bicycle seat.

Look at Patrick's sniffing all those girls bicycle seats. He's such a snarzer.

by Whyiseverybodynaked February 2, 2016

Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 8, 2019

sanaize

sana is this language

hey i love sana

me too!!

i speak sanaize

by sanaloverxxx27263 May 22, 2021