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samuri

A word written by one who cannot spell 'samurai'.
'Costume party was awesome. Jack went as a samuri and he had the sword and everything' - A Facebook update.
by Zaxuku August 14, 2011
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saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)
Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?
by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017
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Saudi Arabia

(1) A country that is so envied for being rich n all, but is poor as fuck. It has very low-quality streets, inflation, poor education, extremely few universities that only people who have connections can get in, low-paid jobs. Because all the oil money goes to them kings and princes, people are left with no or shit services. Sure, we're better than some of Africa, but no where close to what an oil country should be.
(2) A country where money gets issued for projects like making better roads or building hospitals and schools, then most of The money (usually more than 50%) goes to the prince of that province, his people in The administration, and The contractors, so then the project is done with minimum expenses and less than minimum quality.
(3) A country where westerner are told not to wear shorts, carry a camera, talk to a woman when they go there because they can get shot for that... Nigga please!!! that's a buncha crap.
(4) A country from which most if not all rumors and hoaxes about The Shiite Islamic party spread out. Example, they said Shiite Muslims have tails like some animals, they claim they sit in big groups at one time of The year, turn lights off and have sex with whoever they get their hand on. The sad truth is there are people that are that ignorant to believe that kinda shit. There is no discrimination based on skin color, but there is discrimination based on which Islamic party you belong to, and it is a lot worse than all kinds of discrimination I have ever heard of. Believe me when I tell you that the education of Islamic parties in this country is not just fucked up, it is also FORBIDDEN knowledge. So if you bring a book from outside the country that talks about the Shiite party, they confiscate it at the borders.
(5) A country where Prince Mohammed Bin Fahad (of the Eastern Province) shares profit with anyone who creates a project BY FORCE. And if the guy refuses to share, his project get suspended by an order of the government.
1. sand nigga: Yo, that guy must be rich
nigga: He must be Saudi
sand nigga: You think all Saudis are rich? nigga please!

2. one: This road is fucking filled with bumps and they just finished it yo.
two: Welcome to Saudi Arabia

3. one: My friend say they shot his brother in saudi for wearing shorts.
two: Nigga, cut the crap and get yo facts str8

4. one: I heard Shiite Muslims turn into pigs when they die. is that true?
two: Jesus! just stop and think for a second. Must be another one of Saudi hoaxes bullshit.
by L337_h4x0r November 8, 2007
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Shamudick

Pronounced; Sha-moo-dihk

A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.

The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
Taylor: Eee-eee-eee-i-ee-i (whilst waving his penis around)

EvilOne: It's the shamudick!
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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Saudi Aurora

Located in Southeast Denver/Aurora, CO, it is the part of Aurora once known as "Unincorporated Arapahoe Country" where there is nothing but cows and fields. Resembles the nothingness that covers the deserts of Saudi Arabia.
There is nothing to do out here in Saudi Aurora
by Atrsoco January 3, 2006
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Saudi Arabia

A country located in the Middle East. Has hella oil, the country has advanced industry but their policies are fucked up. People get executed in public, for commiting small crimes (stealing and such). And women? you guessed it, they have absolutely no rights in Saudi Arabia. Oh and dont go there if you are jewish.
Damn Saudi Arabians need to watch some porn.
by ilikesex December 6, 2006
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Saudi Aurora

The name locals use to refer to the city of Aurora in Colorado because it resembles some middle eastern country war zone with daily murders, robberies, rapes, and a police force that is just as brutal against the population.
Stay out of Saudi Aurora, it's like a war zone out there.
by Mountain Fighter December 13, 2012
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