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the nicest and funniest guy u will ever meet. hes hot and cares about u. he is a total genius. so dont play him hes one u should not mess with. his nickname is sam
girl 1 , have u seen samuil i like him
girl 2, no hes tots mine!
samuil by sexy.girl January 21, 2017
Words you can keep
Guy with a huge dick.
I wish i was Samuil
Samuil by Ami ne znam November 21, 2021
the nicest and funniest guy u will ever meet. hes hot and cares about u. he is a total genius. so dont play him hes one u should not mess with. his nickname is sam. he is a perennial philosopher who remains an influential figure in the domain of metaphysics having written on topics ranging from “sacred science”, and traditional studies to symbolism and initiation.
girl 1 , have u seen samuil i like him
girl 2, no hes tots mine!
samuil by dmbgrlkate November 20, 2021
Guy with a huge dick.
I wish i was Samuil
Samuil by Ami ne znam November 21, 2021

deebo samuel

Father of Aaron Donald
Aaron Donald: Dad can I get some sprinkles on my ice cream

Deebo Samuel: no!

Samuel Huerta 

A very fat Mexican, Sammy is straight out of the suburb of Cicero Illinois (you already know he not wts) he was a wannabe Gd then turned maniac due to him liking nazi symbols cause he hates blacks. Even tho Cicero is 99% Mexicans that wish they lived in lil village. In fact Samuel Huerta is just a fat peice of lard that’s wishes to be a Maniac and creams of the idea of meeting elvy the god. In conclusion he’s worthless and morbidly obese. He is known to be posted up at 52nd ct (dry ass block)
Yoooo you herd Samuel Huerta flipped Latin king

Dan Samiljan Rule 

Pronunciation: Dan Sameelyan Rool Any policy or technology used by a website or other organization designed to prevent users from changing information previously entered (typically personal information).

So named for Dan Samiljan, who as a piece of web-based performance art changed his listed birthday to the current date for 43 days in a row on facebook, before facebook administrators caught on and implemented restrictions requiring him and anyone else from that point on to explain why they want to change their birthday.
"After my girlfriend threw a flipped her wig at me for posting the wrong anniversary date, I tried to go back and change it. Apparently the site has got some kind of Dan Samiljan rule though, and it wouldn't let me change it.
Dan Samiljan Rule by Mak Leto February 4, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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