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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019
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Sylwester

Sylwester is a man who seriously knows how to smack that ass.
Grill 1 ;): He smacked my ass so hard it felt like he was a Sylwester.

Grill 2: Yea we should have a threesome.
by big boy big shaq December 4, 2018
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sylvester middle school

thoughts on jeevan?”
sylvester middle school kid on snap: “slide up, don’t be boring”
annoying ass nigga: “thoughts on jeevan?”
by sylvester sucks March 26, 2019
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salestard

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."
"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."
by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010
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Josh Silvester

Josh, Short for Joshua, A tall and slim gentleman with a dry sense of humour. Silvester another word for Jester which gives away his comedy side. It's a bit of a clue.

Josh also stands for (Just Obscene Sexual Hugs).
by LarsFromMars June 5, 2011
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Sylvester bitch

A stupid bitch who owns a bar,that treats her employees like shit. She gets drunk and argues with her husband. While talking she has a speach inpedement,sounding like she has a cock in her mouth.
by moto172 July 21, 2014
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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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