Salsalita

A fine, young Hispanic - Latina - Mexicana girl of approximately 21 anos. The said female proves to be a real head turner, especially when working in under-staffed government facilities...And by under-staffed I mean, lacking foxy women.

Jon (on front steps of USDA portals building): Man Kirk, that chick you work with is a real salsalita. You think she'd be down to kick it?

Kirk: Nah man, she doesn't hang out with people she works with.

Jon with a snickering grin: So she says...

by JCURT July 13, 2009

salsabeel

A Salsabeel Is a sweet and sneaky person. She is quiet in class and usually ends up getting out of trouble. She is often called things like short and midget because of her height. She is very flexible and is good at sports that involve running or doging things. She is a very good friend and can be seen hanging out in groups of three with her two best friends.

"Wow salsabeel can do the splits!"

by Definition ambition March 21, 2017

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

sasqaatch

A loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends.
Derived from the term "sasquatch".

Girlfriend 1: "OMG, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Girlfriend 2: "Girl, you are such a sasqaatch."

by The hottest sasqaatches ever October 23, 2010

sasquratch

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch

oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch

by M. Floyd July 16, 2009

senor salsa

The bringer of the burning pain in in your behind, after eating spicy food.
Also called afteburner.

"Oh man. Did I get a visit from Senor Salsa in the morning"

by Kyynikko October 24, 2007

salsbac

Fat (BBW) middle-aged woman acting embarrasingly in public

That salsbac keeps flirting with those young lads

by Emma85 February 8, 2007